Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for September 19, 2018
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September 20, 2018
Transcript:
Pirate Chicken 1: What poison do pirates use? Pirate Chicken 2: Aarrrrsenic! Pirate Chicken 1: What is a pirate's favorite inert gas? Pirate Chicken 2: Arrrrgon! Pirate Chicken 1: How do pirates settle their disputes? Pirate Chicken 2: Arrrrbitration.
Ida No about 6 years ago
Arrrrgo….
Piet about 6 years ago
Happy talk like a pirate day maties!
LizardPriest about 6 years ago
Aaaaare ye sure, lad?
gary about 6 years ago
Just don’t be AARRRRGUMENTATIVE
tudza Premium Member about 6 years ago
Pirates can’t read. They only know the letters “aye” and “arr”
Casey Jones about 6 years ago
Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day, Maties!
Masterskrain about 6 years ago
What kind of socks do pirates wear? AARRRRRGYLE!!
pcolli about 6 years ago
Pirates had all kinds of accents from lower class to highly educted upper class.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 6 years ago
Stephan Pastis the author?
WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago
Don’t ever do this arrrrrgain
Masterskrain about 6 years ago
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? AARRRRRRTICHOKES!!
MeGoNow Premium Member about 6 years ago
I guess they aaaaarrrrrren’t funny.
Fontessa about 6 years ago
Aaaarrrrr-righty then.
marilynnbyerly about 6 years ago
Today must be Talk like a Pirate Day!
Impkins Premium Member about 6 years ago
HAPPY PIRATE DAY, DOUG S. AND EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 6 years ago
BOO!
All of you, BOO!
XD
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 6 years ago
Arrrguably, not the wArrrst holiday evArrr invented.
Jelliqal about 6 years ago
i thought pirates settled disputes with an ARRRRRgument.
Masterskrain about 6 years ago
What do Pirates suffer from when they get older? ARRRRRTHRITIS!
Nobody_Important about 6 years ago
Awesome pirate jokes everyone!!
bucker39 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Hard to arrrgue with that
Doug Savage creator about 6 years ago
Ha! I’m loving all of these pirate jokes! Thanks everybody :)
Alien-X about 6 years ago
The great English actor Robert Newton must be turning over in his grave! (*Look him up on Wikipedia – he created and popularised the “arrrr” sound as spoken by nearly all pirates in movies!)