Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 13, 2018

Maybe, it’s a Fig Newton law.

Adding that pop-corn bowl your gut will encrease suddendly

Pig clearly lacks the energy to stand on the shoulders of giants!

I like Pig’s grasp of the physical laws.

It’s not really the fourth law.

It’s a derivative of the first law (which happens to be true).

I want to live like that. “GIVE ME 20 PUSH-UPS! AFTER THAT WE WILL DO 50 SIT-UPS!” Oh… the nightmares of my fitness trainer…

Just take a hike, Goat.

A butt on the couch tends to stay on the couch – unless acted upon by an outside force, such as a swift kick in the caboose.

Spell “law” backwards in “fourth law”. What does Pearls often break?

Ah, Pig in a blanket. I’m getting hungry.

Does the “c” in E=mc(2) stand for “comatose”?

Newton´s fourth law is , no matter how well you shake it, the last drop ends up in your underwear.

An object at rest tends to stay at rest unless said object is looking for the remote.

Then what does the “G” in G-spot stand for ?

Pig’s law of conservation of matter and energy…. he ain’t got the energy, so it don’t matter…

Gonna make some mighty fine bacon

Gadgets, Gizmos, Guinea Pigs? ☺

Gno.

Pig-Science may not measure up to your standards, but it certainly does account for all the known phenomena….

I’ll bet Newton is kicking himself for not thinking of it himself.