Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 11, 2018

Just because everything he does is dignified doesn’t mean he LOOKS dignified.

ROFL!! Poor Elvis- he looks like something that he might drag in…

Cruel, Lupin. Very cruel.

Such a dapper, well-groomed kitty!

Smirk. Elvis is having a bad fur day.

While they were walking back to Megan’s place, she shared her person’s story with Tre-C. Nothing extraordinary, but for the place she lived that was exactly what Megan wanted. “Here’s the first secret I want to share with you- not all animals need to be exterminated. Did you know we’re all related? Internally, I mean. The same stuff that moves you- bone, blood, muscle- moves all the others. From the smallest kitten to the big grey thing with the long snout” “You mean an Elephant?” Tre-C chimed in sarcastically. “Oh, so you DO know some people words…” Tre-C wasn’t sure whether to be proud or irritated. “My old family watched a lot of TV.” “Good”, Megan muttered; “that’ll make this easier” Tre-C was about to ask “Make what easier?”, but Megan continued on; “You see, all of us, all that lives, are essentially looking for the same thing. We want a place to live, and food. Think about it; how picky are you if you’re REALLY hungry?” Tre-C laughed; “Well, I just ate a June bug… what does that tell you?” Megan tapped Tre-C on the nose; "Exactly! My person- Jimmy, he calls himself, is an easy-going human. I showed up one night to explore this opening to his basement. It had crates, and boxes at different heights.. and sacks! Stacks of them! What else could a cat want- not too cold or warm, and it was dry. I looked around a bit and, sure enough, there was evidence of mice. So I took one up to Jimmy and laid down in front of where he was working. He was so happy he let me stay here without a question. And he gave me Prosciutto as a treat! Oh, if ever there was evidence of a higher being, Prosciutto is it! Tre-C was intrigued; “What happened to the mouse?” Megan laughed, and sounded for just a moment like a small dog barking; “Oh, he’s still there…”

I love that we can see Lupin’s reflection in the mirror.

Flying flowers? Show us the footage!

Oooooo, the burn … little cold there Lupin – though he does look very dapper. Poor Elvis looks like he just rolled out of bed with that fur :)

Elvis is upset at the migration of the flowers. I would be too after reading Day of the Triffids

Oh, the nonchalant nail filing while casually leaning back with a hind foot propped up – so we can see the toe beans.

“Can we please stick to the matter at paw?” Elvis might look a little rough around the edges but he’s still a professional.

They’re having a fight so no grooming for Elvis!

I wish my cats combed themselves out …. though one of mine loves her comb outs so much I’d bet if she had opposable thumbs, she’d do it.

Once again, Lupin is smoother than a shot of whiskey.

Ah, payback for the hairball, no grooming from Lupin for Elvis….

Good morning and happy Hump Day, orbsters and orbabies. Paul has a his “double whammy” today, radiation + chemo. On a positive note, tumour has begun to shrink. On the minus side, he is beginning to lose his appetite and I have had to threaten him that if he doesn’t drink his Boost or Ensure willingly, I will have to pump it into his feeding tube. He has promised to be a good boy.

Elvis, honey, you are looking a little ragged today. Come on over and I’ll give you a nice brushing and you will look even better than Lupin.

Ah yes, the matter at paw!!!

Where is the grooming you needed the most?

Your lovely beige fur is matted and mussed,

They tell me the mirror is not your friend,

When will this newscast ever end?

And you just need to carry on!

You must be professional and dignified,

A bit of a hair ball is a blow to your pride,

You wonder how things are going to be,

Now Lupin is laughing all full of glee,

But still the newscast must go on!

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’Cause you had a bad day,

It went in a rush,

You need to groom,

And go look for a brush,

You are still on the air,

And cameras don’t lie,

You feel very angry,

But Meezers don’t cry,

You had a bad day,

Everyone saw,

But you’re gonna stick

To the matters at paw,

You had a bad day!

Daniel Powter: You Had a Bad Day

Elvis looks like a weed, going to seed.

Hil-freakin-larios! Luipn has not forgiven Elvis for the hairball episode!

“local cat seen ungroomed”….oh, the cat-anity!

Glad to see this site back up and running again. I kept getting 500 error code.

Look like you just got outta bed? Got those cowlicks on your head? Kitties, it’s all the rave! Get yourself some Burma Shave!

Lupin looks pretty dapper today.

Hey guys could yall Pray that my sister finds a roommate:)

Elvis has finally learned that when you accuse your brothers of your hairballs they may not groom you anymore just to prove a point. Elvis is now that point or in this case tangled mess.

“Local Cat Seen Ungroomed” We are not mentioning WHO we are seeing ungroomed, but his name starts with ELVIS.

OH! the casual superiority of the well-groomed. You put your paw in it, that time, Elvis. You better come clean about the hairball if you want to, er, come clean. You know what I mean!

Lupin is sooo smug. LOL!

So, will all this grooming precipitate horking? (just trying to do my daily part to increase the use of ‘horking’ so it gets added to a dictionary at year’s end).

I still don’t think Elvis is guilty of the hairball. Take care of your good boy, woman.

LOL… I had some visitors this last Sunday, and they commented on how fluffy Sunny’s tail is… then asked me if I brushed it. Nope, he keeps his tail looking good all on his own.

Dear Lady Bri!!!

Hope the jet lag isn’t dragging you down! You probably have so much to do to get back in something like a groove. Won’t be the same groove anymore, but I pray it’ll smooth out ASAP for your peace of mind!

Keeping your candle high!

Love, >^.,.^<

. . . BREAKING CAT NEWS! Elvis is on guard! So cute! :) https://www.facebook.com/GeorgiaDunnStudio/photos/a.447790771933015.101864.445708208807938/1972455182799892/?type=3&theater

oh, he’s rumpled because Lupin now refuses to groom him