Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 03, 2018

I think I remember that phrase.

I am not a crook.

Bigest problem with this country is that we have more lawyers, per capita, than any other country on the planet.

it all started with 12 commandments and they couldn’t leave well enough alone.

I always try to speak simply. I eschew obfuscation.

*Fellow Texans, I am proudly standing here to humbly say.

I assure you, and I mean it- Now, who says I don’t speak out as plain as day?

And, fellow Texans, I’m for progress and the flag- long may it fly.

I’m a poor boy, come to greatness. So, it follows that I cannot tell a lie.

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Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don’t-I’ve come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,cut a little swathe and lead the people on.

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Now my good friends, it behooves me to be solemn and declare,

I’m for goodness and for profit and for living clean and saying daily prayer.

And now, my good friends, you can sleep nights, I’ll continue to stand tall.

You can trust me, for I promise, I shall keep a watchful eye upon ya’ll…

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