Pickles by Brian Crane for July 12, 2018

It would be nice if when your life flashes before your eyes, you could show it to somebody.

Nelson is a quick study. Earl is a short course.

I miss my grandpa, he was a great man! Helped out about 1000 people.

Like grandfather, like grandson…

“Nelson, my boy, number one, never trust a fart….”

Wow – No comment from OPAL..?

When it comes down to what you know for absolute certain, there ain’t much.

Considering how rapidly the world is advancing and changing, I’m not sure how much of my “wisdom” is still relevant.

My book of knowledge is really just a short story.

Great deadpan punch line.

There’s a lot more that he can’t tell you until you’re older! ;o}

Not only do we teach them everything we know, we teach them what we think they need to know, even if we don’t know always know those things ourselves.

Opal is reading about Nine Inch Nails!

Got a great self-deprecating laugh out of that one.

Unless he is hanging from his arms what the heck is Nelson standing on? His legs aren’t that long and I doubt Opal would let him stand on the furniture.