Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 10, 2018

Most of your flashbacks will be of you getting tackled by Hobbes as you walk through the door.

It doesn’t help that you’ve been 6 years old for a long time, does it?

Or the time he got a good grade on a test. Oh wait, never mind.

Aww, he is thinking of Susie even now! That’s true love right there ;-)

You’ve done a lot more with your life in six years than many people in sixty, Calvin!

He can relive all of his Spaceman Spiff adventures!

I wouldn’t want that, Calvin. You would probably also get a slow motion replay of Susie beating you to a pulp.

Or the infamous Noodle Incident.

That’s it! Think pleasant thoughts before you land, Calvin.

Strange having a Strange having a ‘strip’ with no frames ! ! ! !

Maybe this is Divine Punishment for smacking Susie with that slush ball

By the way, where is Hobbes? Shouldn’t he be having this nightmare too?

No distant landscape rushing up. No houses or farmland below. Maybe that’s a good sign. Is he actually falling down or up?

Gentle landing, Calvin!

That’s why the reruns; it’s his life flashing before his eyes.

He finally did something stupid enough to win a Darwin Award.

Do Calvins always land on their feet?