Close to Home by John McPherson for July 04, 2018

the species is canine only two one male one female

why does the woman only have one sandal?

He figured it out. He just had to leave behind the unicorns and the skunkapotomus.

Is that were labradoodles came from?

Oh dear, difficult decisions!

Well, that’s why its only a fairy tale.

especially beagles

or bassets

Anyone else notice that the poodle is shaved wrong? The shaved part should be the back of the poodle not the front.

She must have stepped on a pop-top.

I’ve wondered about that myself!

Hey! What about Border Collies?

Please leave the Pitbulls behind (yes, I said it!)

Somewhere along the line, ‘Rosebud’ had since become the last basselope…

Remember, it was GOD who SENT the animals there by twos, therefore, if they are there, it was God who made the decision, that should settle it.

Just take two wolves and start over.

Technically… the entire story is an out right lie. Like so many of the stories in that book of myths and fables.

There was never a world wide flood, just some localized flooding blown all out of proportion.

There was never an ark. The whole concept is ridiculous, especially as described in the xtian bible. It wasn’t nearly big enough and just like the Adam and Eve story, you won’t have enough genetic diversity from a single breeding pair of anything.

And did the entire human population regenerate from just Noah and his family? We’ve seen what happens genetically from that sort of thing. Incest isn’t some sin like the religious claim, it’s just a bit stupid from a genetic stand point.

But then that is the point for the religious types… belief in the utterly ridiculous, no matter how many facts (and laws of physics and nature) are there to contradict the fantasies. And if you dare to point to reality they will gladly destroy you… you know, just to end the argument in their favor.

She Threw it hoping the other dogs would chase it and she could shut the door !

I wonder a about their sacred animals, what were they and were they two by two seven times or just seven of each?