Monty by Jim Meddick for July 14, 2018

Moondog originated the term “Beer Thirty”.

24 beers in a case…24 hours in a day…coincidence…I think not.

Moondog started drinking at an early age. In fact, he got his first DUI on a Big Wheel. His best advice is to NEVER text while driving….you might spill your beer! Once while drinking at a bar he got so hammered he had to take a bus home. That may not seem like a big deal to you, but Moondog had never driven a bus before

Got a Yeti thermos and it is amazing. Keeps coffee warm for hours.

That’s the thing about cheap beer. You don’t buy it to sit around.

We went out to dinner last night at a lakeside location that’s done up as if you’re in the tropics. There was a guy directing parking who I think was Moondog. Right down to the hat and the shades.

Moondog, try bottled water. It’d work for Captain Haddock…..

French fries on the beach. Reminds me of all those fast food commercials showing people eating their steaming hot hamburgers, fries, etc.. in unlikely locales, (beach, mountains…) impossibly far from the restaurant to see the steam still coming off the food….

With Moondog here, I keep watching for Gidget to appear. Everyone does remember Gidget, don’t you?

This reminds me of an oxymoron which I believe I was the first to discover: “stale brownies”.

Moondog is the patent of cool.

Gotta have a cold beer with those fries, Monty! Or has Moonie already tapped tha last one?

I’ll bet they’re still in the parking lot.