The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 12, 2018

Frank: Are you gonna listen to that sort of wisecrack response from your own kid?

The factory that made those 22,000 mile long cords must have made a lot of money back in the day

They’re still picking up the cord from Sputnik.

And not having to trip over 20’ phone cords teenagers used to stretch through houses.

You laugh now…

But just wait until we get the space elevator working!!

https://science.howstuffworks.com/space-elevator.htm

(Every decade, “It’s just 20 years away!”)

What “wireless” technology? Every wireless device has at least one wire—the cord to the charger.

And safer, too! It was really hard finding a cord long enough so’s you didn’t singe yer mustache launchin’ the dang things!