For Heaven's Sake by Mike Morgan for July 02, 2018

you had to ask, reverend

One thing they teach you in seminary is that the brain cannot absorb more than the backside can endure.

I heard it as bladder can endure, but, same time span.

I don’t see how attending his sermon is going to help them combat their narcolepsy.

I went to school with a narcoleptic. He fell asleep in band practice with his hands on the keys of his sax, ready to play.