Bliss by Harry Bliss for July 12, 2018

Famous last words.

The emergency must be pressing.

Yes, but can you make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs?

Asking for directions would have been a waste of time.

Watch out for the temporal patrol

That is a special alien carefully chosen to lead this mission because he had 3 ears – his left ear, his right ear, and the final – front ear! To boldy go where no alien has gone before!

Somehow, I keep hearing “Hold my beer.”

Are they hungry? I hope they’re in the mood for Italian. (I wonder if anyone will understand this?)

Wonder if he got the traffic report before taking that “shortcut”?

I have always suspected that humanity has an abnormally small lifespan compared to other sentient species in the universe.

“I know I’m speeding, officer, but I gotta poop!”

I remind you that going into hyperspace ain’t like dusting crops, boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a Tyrolean haunted house or take a left turn into Albuquerque.

Earth-years?

Should’ve turned left at Barnard’s star.