Bliss by Harry Bliss for July 10, 2018

I hope that’s a grandé.

I’d rather try door #2.

Lazarus, time to rise and smell the coffee.

…and he only had to wait 3-4 days for delivery.

Lots of cream, and lots of sugar..

Wait till he’s told how much he owes, that’ll wake him up.

The best part of waking up is Folgers in the cup!

My Nuclear Coffee has had some miraculous effects on people, but so far it hasn’t managed to raise the dead

Whew! Thank god Lazarus is white, or J.C. was going to have to call the cops.

Joshua, the necromancer.

Why do I keep hearing someone singing, “Onward Christian Folgers?”

And later that day, Jesus turned the coffee into wine.