Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 20, 2018

How did you pass the sharp shooting class?

The Comic Censor guy from “Pearls Before Swine” will be along shortly.

At least it’s better than flunking flank.

Half of ALL Storm Troopers were in the bottom half of the class.

At least by wearing those uniforms they don’t have to worry about diversity training.

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Hit the road, Jackbot, and don’t ya come back no more no more!

Sure, the storming is the exciting part, but you have to have the trooping to make it work.

I more into “Tappa Kegga Beer” myself,,,,,

Wonder if the Storm Trooper physical includes a check for bone spurs?

“I graduated Summa Dum Lousay from Whatsamatta U…”

He should go for a PhD. Piled higher and deeper.

I graduated Ima Otta HERE!