By the way, if the lady of the house wants the toilet seat down, why does she have to depend on the man of the house to put it down when he is done? I live in a house with a wife and two daughters. I started to just leave the seat down, until it was unanimously decided I lift the seat, they lower the seat. Everyone’s happy (and dry).
The most valuable lesson my mother ever taught me was NOT to expect the seat to be down. So all my life, I truly never cared if it was up. If I want it down, I put it down, and I am not at all annoyed.
Jeff0811 about 6 years ago
Wait until you see him flush the toilet.
By the way, if the lady of the house wants the toilet seat down, why does she have to depend on the man of the house to put it down when he is done? I live in a house with a wife and two daughters. I started to just leave the seat down, until it was unanimously decided I lift the seat, they lower the seat. Everyone’s happy (and dry).
grandpa.davey about 6 years ago
She doesn’t look like Yvonne De Carlo at all
Nyckname about 6 years ago
Can you remember to look to see if it’s down? No.
ArtyD2 Premium Member about 6 years ago
No way Moses was married. He wandered the dessert for 40 years without asking directions.
Diat60 about 6 years ago
Kvetching, kvetching.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 6 years ago
and here all this time I though Moses and his bunch squatted in the sand
joeatwork212 about 6 years ago
And who wrote the rule that the man is to put it down? Why doesn’t the woman put it up?
William Bednar Premium Member about 6 years ago
Toilet seats? Did the Hebrews have porta-pottys?
MeGoNow Premium Member about 6 years ago
Come on. It’s not like that rule is chiseled in stone.
cuzinron47 about 6 years ago
It’s an outhouse, woman, it doesn’t have a toilet seat.Alternate response: It gets kinda messy doing your business with the toilet seat down.
Sisyphus1967 about 6 years ago
Seat schmeat; the lid should be down when it’s not in use. An open toilet is just gross not to mention the yuck you spray all over when you flush.
ValancyCarmody Premium Member about 6 years ago
The most valuable lesson my mother ever taught me was NOT to expect the seat to be down. So all my life, I truly never cared if it was up. If I want it down, I put it down, and I am not at all annoyed.
Great Wizard Nala about 6 years ago
Actually, it is easier to put the seat down than to raise it. (going with gravity)