Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 03, 2018

But YOU have to carry it.

When you get there, you’ll find it’s on wheels.

Yes, but people keep stealing them.

The first of many little surprises.

Stand up for your rights! Either you get a basket or you don’t go.

I’ve said it before. Ralph doesn’t belong in this picture.

The phrase was originally applied to persons who apparently led charmed lives – they were “being carried to heaven in a handbasket.” Complainers, being more common than the charmed and humble, perverted the the phrase to its current usage.

I’ve good intention. Where’s the paving?

Well, he’d have a devil of a time doing that!

His hand basket already burned up!