Close to Home by John McPherson for July 14, 2018

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    Strob Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “You’re all mine, then!”

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    Stevefk  over 6 years ago

    The bottle it came floating in on was the wine his soon to be ex-wife and her lawyer were celebrating with!

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    ptnjbrown  over 6 years ago

    Next she will demand alimony.

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    J Short  over 6 years ago

    Be sure to let her know about your own little island; she’ll take that from you, but at least you’ll get off it.

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    Nate England  over 6 years ago

    She’s been seeing some guy named Wilson for the past year!

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    joeatwork212  over 6 years ago

    Most likely, the best news you’ve had in years.

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    corpcasselbury  over 6 years ago

    Actually, getting the papers to him on that island is a pretty impressive feat, in and of itself.

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    comixbomix  over 6 years ago

    Well, you really have let yourself go…

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    Perkycat  over 6 years ago

    And you were worried no one would ever find you.

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    cuzinron47  over 6 years ago

    You’d think she would have grounds for abandonment.

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    Andylit Premium Member over 6 years ago

    A good friend of mine was served while sitting at a table at an AA meeting. Everyone there knew the couple, knew it was inevitable, etc. She was a real piece of work.

    The process server got really weirded out, almost ran out, when all the guys at the table stood up and gave him a cheering standing ovation.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 6 years ago

    She suing him for desertion.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Reply that she is welcome to half of your current estate…

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    jbduncan  over 6 years ago

    They always find you!

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