Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 25, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    Try remembering only the people you’re angry at.

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    Earthling Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Somehow I just can’t see Steph as “more mature”

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    knight1192a  over 6 years ago

    I think the forgetting actually just increases how upset I get at folks.

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    santa72404  over 6 years ago

    Steph having a senior moment?

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    oldpine52  over 6 years ago

    I may grow old, but I’ll be damned if I’ll grow up.

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I don’t remember what we are talking about.

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    Don’t you just hate it when you remember that you’re angry at somebody, but you can’t remember why?

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    Gent  over 6 years ago

    I forgive, for I forget.

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    the lost wizard  over 6 years ago

    What’s on second.

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    enigmamz  over 6 years ago

    “Backwards baseball cap” guy is NOT mature.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The moment passed.

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    e.groves  over 6 years ago

    He has “CRS”.

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    F-Flash  over 6 years ago

    Just another brick in the wall, so to speak.

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    rshive  over 6 years ago

    I only forget stuff on Wednesday. Or is it Tuesday?

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    jessie d.  over 6 years ago

    It has been explained by experts, themselves probably in their dotage, that the stuff in aging brains is so immense that the file system has difficulty recalling it all. And as fount of all knowledge, son, observes “hey, you’re been through a lot of history.”

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a PBS kid…

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    nosirrom  over 6 years ago

    Forgive if you want to, or just let it go. But never forget, that’s the way I go.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 6 years ago

    By the time I got down here, I can’t remember what I was going to say.

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    vics_machine Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?” “Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great.” “That’s great! And what was the name of the clinic?” Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn’t remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, “What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?” “You mean a rose?” “Yes, that’s it!” He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?

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    Mr. Snuffles' Accomplice Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Stephan, you spelled $#T# wrong

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    Display  over 6 years ago

    Not about memory or like that but I’ll bet Steph knows all the words to Tom Waits’ “I Don’t Want To Grow Up.”

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 6 years ago

    Yep, we have that in common, Steph. I keep forgetting that, occasionally, you can still be funny.

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    Seed_drill  over 6 years ago

    My senile grandfather wound up in the same assisted living facility with a guy he’d always hated. He didn’t like him any better in his old age.

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    Moon57Shine  over 6 years ago

    I forget what I was suppose to remember…

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 6 years ago

    True story.

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    D Ob-one B   over 6 years ago

    After reading all these comments, I had to scroll all the way back to see what comic we were discussing. Damn!

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    Mentor397  over 6 years ago

    I have a horrible memory, but things I should forgive and forget I remember forever.

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Good grief, Cartoon-Boy! You’re only fifty, barely a babe out of knee-pants, compared to an Old Fart like me. Doesn’t matter whether or not I forgive and forget, ‘cause I pretty much couldn’t do anything drastic even if I wanted to….

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    rgcviper  over 6 years ago

    You kids get off my lawn!

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    Swirls Before Pine  over 6 years ago

    As I say to anyone who doesn’t silently slip away when I enter, I’m too young to be this old.

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