Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 24, 2010

Wahahahahahaha!

There’s snow on the North Pole, literally!

You’re mostly right, but snow will drift from farther south, too, especially at night.

Well, the sugarplum fairy sure liked it.

Santa is a man of discerning taste who sticks with the classics.

Good Ol Mrs Clause, you can always count on her for a good laugh!!

Fashion’s perennial favourite, the ‘little red suit’. Goes with everything, and is appropriate for every social event.

Just another work uniform. You never have to worry about what you’re going to wear.

ZOOM!……pow!!!………..TO THE MOON!!!

Some of the old Coca Cola ads show him wearing red long underwear, just lounging, I guess.

Baby seal fur - much warmer.

Somehow I can’t see Santa in an Armani Suit either.

Oh, WOW, just had a vision of Santa in a Speedo - REQUIRE STRONG Eggnog - skip the light stuff!

Merry Christmas, Wiley. Give Danae a hug from me.

It was easy to pretend to laugh the first thousand times, but then it started to grow old…

Makes you wonder if and when fir-trimmed red velvet was ever in style. I bet you could have gotten away with it in the 70’s though.

Needs a gold chain for true 70’s wear, James.

I sense some folks poking fun at animal loving watchers. Rather a peta attitude, one would think.

I believe such jokes can lead to divorce court and the judge might want to recall who delivers the presents.

The South pole gets less than 10 inches of precipitation per year. It just never melts, so there is a lot of it. BTW, because geographically a desert is defined as an area of land that gets less than ten inches of rain a year, Antarctica is technically a dessert…a very cold one, but a desert none the less. The north pole probably gets about as much, but there isn’t any land, so it’s tough to see how much snow…

I just read yesterday’s controversy about broccoli. Wrote a song about it! (Years ago). 1, 4, 5, blues.

I got the blues, but what I need is green. I got the blues, but what I need is green. Ain’t had no broccoli, don’t know how long it’s been.

The rains came once, but they never did come back. The rains came once, but they never did come back. Turned those sweet green fields to yellow, brown, then black.

Used to pile that broccoli like a haystack on my plate. Used to pile that broccoli like a haystack on my plate. Might not do much for you, but honey I think it’s great.

Won’t cha bring me that broccoli in a basket,box, or a bag? Won’t cha bring me that broccoli in a basket, box or a bag? Wanna be bitin’ on a bunch of broccoli for my last gag.

I got the blues but what I need is green. I got the blues but what I need is green. I ain’t had no broccoli don’t know how long it’s been.

Merry Christmas to all y’all..

Santa looks like he’s really tired of that joke, but I’m sure he’ll get back into his jolly mode once he’s airborne. Merry Christmas, Wiley! Thanks for an appropriate cartoon for today.