The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 18, 2018

How ancient? Was it B.B.C. (before butt crack)?

Worst? He’s actually pretty good. Most plumbers today can’t even find Atlantis.

Plumber’s number one rule, …………… don’t bite your fingernails!

And thus did fair Atlantis get plunged into the depths.

Back up a minute. The water’s rising. Time to take the plunge.

His descendants today live not too far from me, in Flushing, Queens.

I’m surprised the god Uranus wasn’t the plumber but he’s the god of the skies.

Overflowing toilets and open toed shoes don’t mix.

I would have thought they would have a horse drawn cart?

She should have called Moses instead.

Gave rise to one of the worst songs ever. Donovan’s “Atlantis.” Every time it came on the radio, I’d switch to another channel/station.

If tge water us salty, run. If the water is sweet, stop carbohydrates.

It wasn’t his fault. A bad real estate market left every property underwater.

Atlantis, supposed to be technologically advanced for their time and foolishly arrogant thinking they can best Nature.

So that’s what happened!

The rest of the story……………

Turns out he specialized in sinks.