Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 20, 2018

You want to be mean, but you also want to be clever. It’s no good to just run up and punch someone in the face, but if you build an ingenious face-punching machine, he who gets punched will surely admire you.

I suspected this in the previous few strips. Who knew comic strip characters could read the readers’ minds?

I sense a kidnapping…

now, now, Phoebe, let’s try not to jump into conclusions

Bring back plenty of snipes!

Just teleport outta there, girls.

They should’ve turned left at Albequerque.

[Chon Wang] “You gave me bad directions!”

[Roy O’Bannon] “No, I gave you wrong directions.”

—Shanghai Noon

I wouldn’t be surprised that Dakota thought her directions were good enough for unicorn work………

It would be funny if there actually was a Goblin Award Show, and Phoebe turns around and goes home, then Dakota gets mad because she can’t understand the goblins because Marigold isn’t there.

No, they’re calling her ‘BLAART.’

I guess there’s an Everfree Forest in this multiverse as well. :)