Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 20, 2018

It may be safer if the missis misses. A wounded hefalump is not a beast to toy around with.

Stone age cellphone…who knew?

You gonna tell her she takes an Xtra Large?

Dear, I think you would look good in a woolly mammoth. Here, take this spear and try and hunt yourself up a coat.

“Does this mammoth make my butt look big, dear?"

Lucky for them, there was a mammoth sale going on.

did he miss on the spelling?

Old B.C. strip, Fat Broad is shopping for a fur coat. “That’s too expensive. Do you have anything cheaper?” “I have the kit.” “What’s that?” He holds out a bow and arrows.

You can tell it’s authentic, because the cell phone has an antenna.

It’s a sale of mammoth proportions.

She better be a good shot because that mammoth looks mean….and hungry.

For some reason I see them dancing to one of the these – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESViOhqRdlE orhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc orhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik53FPN0YYI ormaybe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Would that be Missis Ippi?

Did Fred have this much trouble shopping with Wilma?