That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 10, 2018

Maurice didn’t shave for 2 weeks because he wanted his mustache to look full.

Just when you thought GoComics format couldn’t get any worse, the programmers outdo themselves. Now, no matter how I tweak the screen, the Search box is split in two, one half above the other.

Not everyone uses their phone for everything.

Victor Borge’s “Inflationary Language”! “He paused to wipe his fivehead.” “Any two for eleven-ness?”

“I wish I had a pencil-thin mustache, the Boston-Blackie kind, a two-tone Ricky Ricardo jacket, and an autographed picture of Andy Devine”

George sent a head shot to be on standby if one of the president’s sons were to be fired.

Hi Five Head.

Oh, his poor mother!

With that forehead and those eyebrows, if he isn’t an oboist the world has suffered a great loss.

“I say-any of you chaps got some grey poupon?”

How did he comb his hair into a duck bill?

Hi! I’m Eric….

No matter how skilled the artist tried to hide it, he was unable to disguise the fact that his subject was a smug, arrogant ponce !

Wait! Isn’t that our new Supreme Court Justice nominee?

I had to look up ‘five head’. I’d never heard that expression in my life.

I gather that “Maurice” isn’t his real name either. Apparently, some people just call him “Maurice” because he speaks of the pompatus of love.

A Portrait of the Artist’s Son, Maurice: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Brozik_Vaclav_-_A_Portrait_of_the_Artist%E2%80%99s_Son_Maurice_008.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

https://books.google.com/books?id=8IvAYW9vJygC&pg=PA335#v=onepage&q&f=false 

http://www.all-art.org/DICTIONARY_of_Art/b/Brozik1.htm 

both have info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1992 (July 9, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Portrait of the old Batman villain Egghead as a young man…

Fivehead: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fivehead

Maurice always was a great disappointment to his father.

Does this collar make my head look big?

sorry dad I never thought to say I was gay, I thought you knew it for a long time.

The artist, attempting to make his son look smart.“Yes, see? He has a very large brain.”

Unfortunately, stupidity is genetic.

A young Don Ameche

Maurice thought the “cookie duster” made it look like his hair had just migrated down his face rather than just leaving completely.

Funny, I think that portrait bears quite the resemblance to McGee of NCIS!