Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 13, 2018

Do not read glamor magazines. They will only make you feel ugly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhCFR03kx98

If it wasn’t for waiting rooms, what few mags still around would be more scarce!

Go over and zap a few….let them know that while they have money, you have the power to zap them and make their lives a living hell….

That goes to prove the adage that ‘A fool and his money are soon departed’.

So what she’s saying is that their clothes cost more than their body does, kind of like the purse that costs more than it’s contents, credit cards included.

I don’t know quite how to say this, dear Broomie, but those $3k jeans would do nothing for you….

AFAIK You can’t put $3000 jeans on “one leg at a time.” You need a team of dressers and fitters to cram you into them…

Back in the dark ages, when you had to read comics in the newspaper, or wait for the paperback to come out, I recall a Wizard of Id strip where the King bounced off his bed and landed in a part of his pantaloons. The last panel had him breaking the fourth wall and saying, “like everybody my foot” or words to that effect.

I usually do both legs at the same time. While sitting on the edge of the bed, put both legs in and pull the pants up.