Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for July 26, 2018

When you’ve got money to burn, fat just means there’s more of you to love.

Actually, this was true 10-15 years ago. These days men are objectified as much as women. Case in point, I’m 30lbs overweight, been dieting and exercising like a fiend for the past month, have lost not a damn ounce, and it’s really pissing me off.

That’s about the size of it.

You know it’s funny but I worked in the Philippines for a couple of years and they had Weight Gain clinics as well as skin lightening lotion as opposed to retaining their wonderfully petite figures and marvelously year round tan skin.

⇧ when you see a comment that begins with “actually” you know for sure that you’re going to have to stifle a yawn…