Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 15, 2010

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

It could be “angel hair.”

http://tinyurl.com/2aogb3p

This has way too much dialogue for “The Doozies.”

Cloud spagetti. I wanted to see that movie.

Could be chaff.

Having lived in Austria for nearly two years, I thank you for the inclusion of Krampus. Poor guy always gets short shrift. I’m his favorite customer, though.

It is so cold that Public Works crews removed the fig leaf from the downtown statue of Atlas and replaced it with a mitten!

that is volcanic ash from Vesuvius and those are Roman duffai*

*duh! the Latin plural for duffus is duffai:

I hate those meeses to pieces!…..and just what the heck is wrong with target spitting?

@Bob Stockton. About removing and replacing fig leaves with mittens on nude statues. That sounds like a job for Teresa’s Men at Work on Frog Blog:

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/search/label/men%20at%20work

@flightsuit. Interesting link. I’ve never heard of UFO Angel Hair, and all this time I thought pasta was invented by the Chinese.

Lucas Turnbloom at Imagine This is running a Seuss-parodic Christmas tale featuring the Krampus

like that Fabulously Female! I know where your eyes are.

I’ve heard of a doofus, and perhaps even a dufus, but “duffus” sounds like what Homer Simpson says to Marge when he wants beer for himself and his friends.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy3RhnCKluI

[of course, just teasing Teresa on a minor typo]

I think it says a lot about his maturity level and the strength (or openness) of his relationship with Teresa that nighthawks can just ignore that “♥ Tom!!” thing as if it wasn’t there.

D@rn you tom gammilll. I want Teresa’s heart. (Nighthawks you can shove it.)

Liked the Krampus stuff. New to me.

Confetti ice cream.

Love that Betty Page.

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