A pilot was alone on an airliner doing a pre-flight check when a stewardess boarded, went to the cabin, and put her arms around him. “When was the last time you were with a sexy woman?” she asked. “Nineteen fifty-five” the pilot said, rather matter-of-factly. “So long ago!” she exclaimed. “What do you mean? It’s only twenty-one thirty.”
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 14 years ago
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Edcole1961 about 14 years ago
Meanwhile, Denver passengers are automatically enrolled in the Mile High Club.
gjsjr41 about 14 years ago
She’s wearing Christmas colors. Nifty.
3hourtour Premium Member about 14 years ago
…Are people in Denver automatically in the mile high club?…
Commentator about 14 years ago
Ha ha that’s awesome! I’m a pilot.
cleokaya about 14 years ago
Speaking of which, I think that it’s time that you spread your wings.
runar about 14 years ago
This was a better joke in the ’60s and ’70s.
A pilot was alone on an airliner doing a pre-flight check when a stewardess boarded, went to the cabin, and put her arms around him. “When was the last time you were with a sexy woman?” she asked. “Nineteen fifty-five” the pilot said, rather matter-of-factly. “So long ago!” she exclaimed. “What do you mean? It’s only twenty-one thirty.”
tototu about 14 years ago
This Freeman guy can really color. The last couple have been outstanding.
cdward about 14 years ago
If her colors clash with the plane, there’s only one thing to do. Remove the offending colors.
Airboy20 about 14 years ago
He’s a bush pilot (snicker)
richardkel about 14 years ago
All right. If no one else will say it, I will. “The plane! The plane!” “Welcome to Fantasy Island.”
michael.p.pumilia about 14 years ago
Fly High! The Best Way to Get a Perspective of the Ground. She said, “You Pilots are all the Same!” She’s probably a member of the Flying Turtles
dge714 about 14 years ago
she’s no plane jane….