Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 09, 2018

You’ll need steel wool for that.

Or at least one of my piercings. There are others, and maybe it would be a good idea if you didn’t see all of them Mom.

And to think they named him Pierce – if they only knew what was to come years later.

Not the best way to hide a zit

I do get it, it’s your body and you can do with it what you want. But when you have so much metal in your skin that you set off a metal detector, it’s time to think that maybe you’re overdoing it and stay away from MRI machines.

Saw a little gal that looked like she’d been attacked by a maniac with a nail gun. Just shook my head.

What so many of these folks who do this to themselves to be ‘individuals’ don’t realize is that when they go out to find jobs, people like me immediately dismiss them and we both lose. They lose an opportunity and I lose what could potentially be an incredible asset to the business.

She’ll pay for the face lift.

I’m having tomato sauce embroidered on the fronts of my shirts.

I hate to be an old curmudgeon but it pains me to see young beautiful faces with crap stuck in them and a body full of tattoos that will turn to a blob of unrecognisable ink over the years.

poking holes in your body – whichever part – to display metal objects / jewels makes as much sense as inking designs on your body that you wouldn’t hang on your living room wall.