Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 16, 2018

Since when is the Wizard a “normal” person?

He doesn’t usually ‘sign’ those spells in the air so visibly…

Ah, but where’s the fun in normal?

I’m not sure, but I think he’s actually burning the eggs.

lucky he used two ‘g’ s in the noun

But where’s the fun in that?

Hard Broiled Eggs?

The Wiz is using the wrong spell, it should be “incendio eggstio”! At, least that’s what Harry Potter tells me.

L’oeuf flambé à la Wizard.

Wizards got to wiz.

Pottericus Mimicus!!!

He’s not a normal person, Mrs. He’s a wizard, remember?

That’s un oeuf eggzageration.

If she believes that the existence of the eggs after Wiz has finished “cooking” them is un-provable, does that make her an eggnostic? ☺

Actually, the correct spell is “Thermalus Coagulatus”

This is a classic case of Anthony’s Law of the Instrument: give a kid a hammer and that kid will find everything encountered needs vigorous pounding.

Nope!