Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 14, 2018

I suspect that the happiness when he gets off the phone will be rather limited.

I’ve never seen one of those signs, but they seem like a good idea.

Teller you love her.

While you were talking on the phone, they pressed the silent alarm.

There’s an app for that!

I hope that’s a pistol.

I’ve been talking to people when my phone has rung. They are amazed when I keep talking. One of them commented, “Aren’t you going to get that?” I replied, “I am under no illusion that I am that important. I’ll pick up the voice mail.”

He had to take the call, it was his probation officer.

At first I though he was Mr. Death.