Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 14, 2018

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“You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.”

Let the dogs in !

Play ‘American Pie’ by Don McLean. Shuts down a party faster than anything.

Some hosts specify start and stop times on their invites. “from 7 to 10”, for instance. Offensive.

Biggest laugh of the day—so far!

They must know my old friends. I literally had to do just that to get them to leave. Ironically, their last name was Bye.

Call the police on yourself…

SWAT the address.