Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 29, 2018

Now, now, children…

This tragic deceitful dialogue can only mean one thing …

They both bought whoopee cushions on Amazon.

Meanwhile, in adjacent surveillance rooms, some wisely applied can openers led to unsuspected fraternization.

Both of them sit down together.

Let’s form a standing committee.

They both want to Stand their ground

The first to sit wins.

That’s it, I won’t stand to be treated this way!