Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 30, 2018

You’re horning into Phoebe’s space now, Aunty!

Eunuch horn.

You have the world’s largest thumb, Aunty. Not so sure about your brain, though.

Aunty likes to invent song lyrics, get off my cloud.

Gladly, Aunty! I’m sitting on it’s horn!

Charm? CHARM??

I can’t! Its horn is stuck up my @$$!

‘All part of my charm’…it’s a bit role in her act. Jumping spiders have more charm.

Auntie is “Eccentric”.

That’s what you call Crazy People who can still pay the Bills.