From the shape of things, Aunty, it appears your love for chocolate and boxed wine is still winning, hands down.
Life’s short, Aunty, go for the chocolate and wine – you can always buy bigger jeans.
Aunty is artichoked with emotion.
I would imagine your heart is actually agreeing with your jeans.
Me too Aunty Acid.
Not really in context, but y’know what they say, Aunty… Diarrhea is hereditary, ’cos it runs down the jeans. Listen to your heart!
I don’t think your heart is telling you that. I think it may attack you!
Aunty’s Jeans are telling her one thing.
But, her Genes are saying: “Ignore the Denim, Go for the Chocolate!”
Marvin Premium Member over 6 years ago
From the shape of things, Aunty, it appears your love for chocolate and boxed wine is still winning, hands down.
Perkycat over 6 years ago
Life’s short, Aunty, go for the chocolate and wine – you can always buy bigger jeans.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 6 years ago
Aunty is artichoked with emotion.
cuzinron47 over 6 years ago
I would imagine your heart is actually agreeing with your jeans.
FrannieL Premium Member over 6 years ago
Me too Aunty Acid.
Troglodyte over 6 years ago
Not really in context, but y’know what they say, Aunty… Diarrhea is hereditary, ’cos it runs down the jeans. Listen to your heart!
Charlie Tuba over 6 years ago
I don’t think your heart is telling you that. I think it may attack you!
bakana over 6 years ago
Aunty’s Jeans are telling her one thing.
But, her Genes are saying: “Ignore the Denim, Go for the Chocolate!”