From the shape of things, Aunty, it appears your love for chocolate and boxed wine is still winning, hands down.
Life’s short, Aunty, go for the chocolate and wine – you can always buy bigger jeans.
Aunty is artichoked with emotion.
I would imagine your heart is actually agreeing with your jeans.
Me too Aunty Acid.
Not really in context, but y’know what they say, Aunty… Diarrhea is hereditary, ’cos it runs down the jeans. Listen to your heart!
I don’t think your heart is telling you that. I think it may attack you!
Aunty’s Jeans are telling her one thing.
But, her Genes are saying: “Ignore the Denim, Go for the Chocolate!”
Marvin Premium Member about 6 years ago
From the shape of things, Aunty, it appears your love for chocolate and boxed wine is still winning, hands down.
Perkycat about 6 years ago
Life’s short, Aunty, go for the chocolate and wine – you can always buy bigger jeans.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 6 years ago
Aunty is artichoked with emotion.
cuzinron47 about 6 years ago
I would imagine your heart is actually agreeing with your jeans.
FrannieL Premium Member about 6 years ago
Me too Aunty Acid.
Troglodyte about 6 years ago
Not really in context, but y’know what they say, Aunty… Diarrhea is hereditary, ’cos it runs down the jeans. Listen to your heart!
Charlie Tuba about 6 years ago
I don’t think your heart is telling you that. I think it may attack you!
bakana about 6 years ago
Aunty’s Jeans are telling her one thing.
But, her Genes are saying: “Ignore the Denim, Go for the Chocolate!”