Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 18, 2018

When it rains, you put on a coat, of Spray on Shoes!

Back when I tied my shoelaces I left them tied when I took them off anyway, it was too much of a pain to have to retie them every time. Nowadays I just use lace locks.

Of course you have, Marigold!

for someone who does not bother wearing footwear herself, Marigold has a lot to learn about what humans wear

Enchanted brain cells on vacation, Marigold?

Thanks ancestral-like descendant, from Futurama.

How about shoes that tie themselves? A shame the weather has gotten colder, though.

This could potentially turn out badly…imagine if Marigold became like the pest exterminators who release mice and bugs in a neighborhood, then show up to offer their services? (This was the plot of a “Three Stooges” film short, but it could conceivably happen in real life—it certainly happens with computer viruses.)

They were a flop, Flip.

I could use that spell on my slippers. Whoever decided men’s slippers should have ties was a moron.

“I shall unenchant your shoelaces!” (ZAP)