FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 19, 2018

you’re not in preschool or kindergarten anymore, Paige… you’re kind of too old for that childish game

Simon Says you fail!

Miss Fox, my name is not “Simon,” but if you do not put down that pencil, your name is “Mud.”

NOW THERE IS A BLOND BLOND FOR YOU!

“…, Mr. Simon.”

“Sorry, I was concentrating too hard to hear you” would have been a much better response.

“You didn’t say the magic word.”

Paige, if your primary objective is a boyfriend, don’t make yourself look like an overgrown little kid.

When I was teaching, I never put a time limit on tests. Some people need longer to work on things than others, and imposing a time limit is arbitrary and unfair.

Problem four out of twenty five, I’m thinking