Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 14, 2018

Gordon, you dog you! Is the Slinky-tini now being offered at Stel-Bel’s Fashion Hair Emporium and Pest Control? And the dangling Ballard Brooch, is that bait for the Ballard Babes? Stel, you should have never let this guy out the door,

Looks like an unidentified object on the starboard beam.

Of course, he is wearing a bow tie. Undoubtedly one he tied himself.

They say Gordon has quite an eye for the ladies. “They”, in this case, being mostly Gordon. But he is not without his admirers, who shall remain nameless.

Susan absolutely hates it when he comes in. It does give everyone new topics of gossip tho.

Ballard’s version of Grandpa Munster.

Sets off the bow tie nicely.

What about those harlequin-ish half eye readers?

What a joker.

Well, it’s certainly different. I don’t think it will be a “lady magnet” though, if that’s his intent. :-D

He doesn’t have a comb-over. That looks more like a brush-out.

‘Vanities’ is not quite the word I’d use.

He’s Jest … er, something, all right…

I always thought Gordon Dupree bore an uncanny resemblance to Ed Wynn.

Kinda surprised he’s not saying “Aliens”.

He’s auditioning for ‘Babylon 5’…

Maybe we could use him to start a bonfire?

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos – The Later Years !

Far out!!

Way far out!!!!

Gordon is quite the fashion trend setter. I hear that wearing a single hair ring is becoming popular among Ballard men.