Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 05, 2018

Her top twenty, for sure.

The most foul tempered teacher I ever had was for junior high algebra. Plus, she must’ve taken makeup lessons at clown college, which wasn’t helped by the fact that she was losing her hair, and without the up-do, it would’ve looked like Bozo’s.

Wait…. don’t give up….

we’ve seen how he was dressed, but only on the first day….

that he eats puppies and sings Tom Jones songs could still be possible.

Is eating puppies a bad thing? (JK)

So Agnes, “What’s new Pussycat?” Relax Trout, “It’s Not Unusual”.

Agnes got the Tom Jones ear worm from Trout’s Mom’s playlist!

OMG: Agnes has bad dreams worse than my worst nightmares.

Agnes, you would be lost in your Drama Queen world without Trout’s sanity checks.

“I felt the knife in my hand, and she laughed no more.” Run, Deli… er, Agnes!

“Sings Tom Jones songs” could go either way. Does he sing them WELL?

(Tom Jones is amazing.)

“It’s not unusual to be hated by anyone…”

“It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone…”