Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 05, 2018

Pig is paying to go to this gym so the gym can make more money from Pig exercising.

Pig, round is a shape so stay at home.

I could power a light bulb with all of my exercise. A small LED. For maybe 5 seconds.

Hook up the stationary bike to the fridge so that you can chill your after-workout beer.

so Pig just wants to get into shape, not wants to take care of the planet?

Meanwhile the steps machines divert excess power to a volcano to power god’s car.

But you’ll look great in spandex!

So you want to get in shape Pig. Well we have wood to cut,split and stack. We have grass to cut. We have weedeating to do. We have painting to do. It’s called getting in shape the old school way by doing chores……..and the list never ends ! No cost in money just time :-)

I want to see a buff Pig. Can Stephan draw a buff Pig?

We had a big gym across the street from our office building. It was downright hilarious to watch people take the elevator, then at lunch go the gym and use the stair climber. I guess it exercise only counts if you pay for it.

But you can also earn 15 million merits.

There is a sub shop next to a local gym. They had to make 4 reserved spots because the gym members park right on top of the gym. They would probably park in it if they could, LOL! This caused people who want to buy a sub park way across the lot.

Sounds like PGE’s “green power”. They get subsidies for the wind turbines, subsidies for putting the power into the grid and people pay extra to use “green power”.

Is that a bald chick or a dude with boobs? Not my idea of a trainer.

Ohhhh, so the U.S. power grid now takes in other continents, eh?

It would help to become a skeleton.

Black Mirror – Fifteen Million Merits

One sputtering light bulb coming up!

Well, Gilligan could power the radio in just a few minutes…

A trim Pig plus big-time community service. What more could we ask?