Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 23, 2018

This pitch won’t work in the UK.

What I want to know is, how is giving money to people with collection tins going to help? It’s all a money making racket! You lot sort yourselves out,I I live 1300 meters above sea level!

Great to see you again, Danny.

Twenty years ago we had one of the few airworthy B-29s, the CAF’s Fifi, come in to the local airport. Big deal, and I mean BIG. While we were waiting you had WWII vets who were in the crowd talking about their experinces. And the CAF had some WWII vets who had served aboard B-29s talk about their service while you were touring Fifi. I’ll never forget this one vet talking about how they got cold beer at their base. The beer was hot by the time it reached them, but between bombing missions they had various maintenance and test flights to do. So what they’d do was to put cases of warm beer in the unpressurized areas of the plane for the test flights after maintenance. Take it up several thousand feet then when they landed they and their ground crew would have cold beer.

This is where Norm would ask Cliffie to explain why we drink ice cold beer in the winter. (And why we drink ice cold beer in the summer.)

Another Democratic candidate for AA? I am guessing, since Ellie the Elephant does not drink beer.

Come on, Danny, don’t be an a**.

It was nice of Stephan to tell us what kind of animal Danny is. I initially assumed warthog.

George Thorogood wants one ice-cold bourbon, one ice-cold scotch, and one ice-cold beer. Princess Leia, Skywalker and the rest of the Jedi clan want everything Luke warm.

And if you worry about global warming, move to Pluto.

You folks do realize that the earth has been naturally warming since the last glacial maximum some 18,000 years ago or so, that species and ocean levels have been dealing quite well with these glacial cycles and sea-level fluctuations, and that the current warming trend is why we have humans and animals living so far north at the moment? Apparently, good things result from interglacial warming periods as well – nothing stays the same and we all adapt one way or another…

New sequel to “The Blob” has all the survivors leave on a spaceship cause by the end of the movie, the Blob is as big as the entire North American continent.

Is Danny related to Donny by any chance?

Well, when y’all agree WHY the ocean levels are rising, the Greenland glacier has all but cracked in two, mass extinction is now the norm rather than anything unusual, and small islands are getting drowned out, do let me know, won’t you? Whatever it is, I’m sure it’s got nothing to do with us! That would imply that our wonderful leaders and captains of industry have been lying to us to line their pockets, and that would be… unthinkable!

We Brits only chill lager. That’s to hide the fact that it has no flavour.

So, the moral is beer drinkers are gullible?

It took a real potential tragedy to motivate Danny!

Danny has his priorities….

Now the question is, who did he give the money to and what effect will it have on climate change?

Danny Donkey looks like Pig’s mother love child…..

The little Gore sisters are at it again!:o]

Snerks

Rising temperatures will drive hops plants extinct. There won’t be any beer. Or coffee. Or chocolate.

Where do I send my check?

Come on climate change debaters -it’s a freakin’ comic strip! Besides, I’m a penguin and I’m the one who should be worrying…

Nah! He’s just being himself … a “jackass.”

Wow Danny, you saved planet Earth!

Welcome back Danny Donkey. Glad you had a change of heart after converting that “Save the Planet” rally into a “Destroy the Planet” rally.

Turning your characters into eco warriors for a political ideology effectively ruined my day. I just lost my go to comic strip. Too bad.

Where did Danny Donkey get all his money? Is he one of those “made asses”? Is Cartoon-Boy controlled by The Mob? Yikes!

First of all, ALWAYS FIGHT AGAINST WARM BEER!Secondly, just remember that the last ice age peaked in 18,000 b.c. and ended between 9,650 b.c. So…Iguess that climate change is a natural phenomenon somehow? Or maybe they just had overdone all the carbon tax credits….oh, or maybe the cavemen started driving big SUV’s?http://maps.thefullwiki.org/Last_glacial_period

Way to waste all that beer money, DD

There is a silly, exaggerated version of a very important reality: you cannot convince someone based on arguments about things they do not value.

Is Danny Donkey’s secret identity Brett Kabinoff?