Bad Machinery by John Allison for October 09, 2018

They want to hope there’s no one throwing a gate, those bars hang into the towpath on some of the locks.

Cor’, they look flippin’ fierce!

I figured the King of the Mods Challenge would be something like prairie chicken booming, where they inflate their colorful neck pouches and make a distictive call while doing a ritual dance.

Careful lads. The water is damn cold this time of year.

And something tells me Mr. Perfect Hair isn’t the one who’s going to swerve…

It seems Jack is not a fan of bread and circuses, no grasp of modern or ancient society. Perhaps they haven’t covered Juvenal in the fifth form.

Somebody’s coiffe is going to get wet and limp!

Possible contents of Sean’s “Do”:

1. A nest of finches2. Two mating squirrels3.A mid-sized badger’s set4. A family of Borrowers, the Pompadours, who subsist on bear grease, Cheeto flakes, and wads of gum hidden behind the ear during maths.

Likely to leave both boys & bikes beyond repair.

So I guess in this timeline, the “Other Davy Jones” never changed his name and became a motorrollermensch?