Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 27, 2018

Not to mention your car.

Designed by Tim ‘the Tool Man’ Taylor.

The only leaf blower known to have the National Weather Service issue a tornado warning every time you use it.

Another substitute for “other” deficiencies?

This is like those extreme chainsaw competitons- everything from a Harley V-Twin to a V6 or big V8.

What a blow hard.

Perfect for blowing leaves to the yard across the street!

Can it knock a squirrel into the next county? Those varmints are tearing up my lawn burying acorns they’ll never find again.

“You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together…and blow.” Lauren Bacall

Binford?

Make your leaves your neighbor’s problem!

Great, another tool to break the sound barrier.

want one

Hardcore Hardware.