Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 01, 2018

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 6 years ago

    I would not even put “Swift Response” on the prayer list at the London, Preston, or any of the international temples of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

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    Anathema Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I would have prayed for the horse to win. If it wins, Andy might go to church more often. If it loses nothing lost.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 6 years ago

    Tell the vicar the Sunday races are a form of tithing. It’s worth a try.

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    rm8ty  about 6 years ago

    What’s the difference between a church and a poker game? In the poker game the praying is sincere.

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    tad1  about 6 years ago

    Five will get you ten Andy’s horse would have lost anyway.

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    Linguist  about 6 years ago

    Three horses I remember betting on ( and losing, of course !) were Holy Smokes, Church Key and a nag called St. Swiftend ( the end that was swift … wasn’t! ).

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    pcolli  about 6 years ago

    I have known some very religious people who’ve had vices that are severely frowned upon.

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    1004mike  about 6 years ago

    What gets me is his unmitigated gall in always looking for an angle that precludes other people’s needs.

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    Sherlock5  11 months ago

    “Ye ask, and receive not, because ye ask amiss, that ye may consume it upon your lusts.” James 4:3

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