Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 29, 2018

not good enough

A pointed argument. But did it hit its mark?

Judge is considering whether to strap Andy to the dart board, instead.

Does that qualify for work-release?

Work it, judge. Get in on the cut.

they going to sent me to sing sing .

That and the Crown will be on the hook for his detox

Wear what you feel comfortable in and for the occasion. Sincerity is the way to be believed by the jury. Unless you are the defendant.Wear track and run like hell !

Come on Judge, I bet you are the Darts Champion somewhere.

Everybody has a story…

xxx

@Linguist

My Auntie is thinking about booking a cruise for next year but this time with an upgrade. If she books between January – March, the upgrade will be free. We will get an Ocean View balcony if she does that. This time we were on the lowest deck of the ship, I called it the “Poor People Deck” as a joke. Our cabin had no window. Highest deck was 10.

Thanks for your great comment yesterday. You were right. A gratuity fee was automatically taken from our account for the staff and it is shared out between them. So it’s kind of like an automatic tip. I don’t mind at all but the snobby, unintelligent people would say “Don’t you think I pay enough?” It cost £599 per person for the cruise.

Looks like the judge isn’t buying it.