The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 04, 2018

Yep, I’m afraid that’s the law, Eddie. If you miss everything you shoot at, you are fated to be a black hat.

He would make a good Stormtrooper with that aim

or the plucky goof fun time character.

Ancient Histoah! Nowadaze, Bad guys are the Heroes!

maybe he could be a magicians assistant … throwing knives or shooting bullets that the magician catches in his teeth

Reminds me of the Ahnold movie “Commando”, hundreds of guys with automatic weapons shooting at him, some from just a few feet away, not hitting him once!

The technique is called “spray and pray”.

So this is what Baby storm troopers look like

And the unspoken corollary: if you’re not the best looking guy on the cast, you’re probably doomed to play the villain or a sidekick.