Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for August 30, 2018

who the heck is Phil?!?

Now Mitty, think about that, how would Judge Judy feel about you assaulting Phil to watch her? #hmmmm

Just start washing his ears.

#raspysandpapertongue

. . . yesterday, we learned . . . of the passing of Angie’s beloved Cosmo, “Mitten’s alter ego”. Cosmo was very loved and endured much pain. May he rest in peace. :’(

I wouldn’t necessarily go rogue for Judge Judy, Mitty…but you do you.