Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 11, 2018

Next time, try a bunny.

But a horse would look pretty silly in that moat.

It might be an idea to make sure they lower the drawbridge before going in the water.

A Trojan rubber duck?

Suppose we built a large wooden badger…?

Waddle you do now?

Maybe if the Duck had been “fitted”, they could have stayed out of the water!

Did you forget to close the trap door?

All right, I give up. Why a duck?

Troy did not have a moat. At least the way Homer wrote it.

Now if we built this large wooden badger…

I fart in your general direction, you Arthur, King and your silly English Ka-nig-gits!