Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 02, 2018

The thing is that in the original Grimm’s story, it was a MASQUERADE ball.

With an attitude like hers, he’d be stupid to marry her.

Looks like I was mistaken. Go back to your cinders.

O.K. then, Smudge, maybe I’ll have a better shot with your step sisters!

But I’m here in person, Princess. I agree, he would be a fool to marry her.

It’s a rather small kingdom, filled with coarse peasant women whose large and broad feet are different from this outsider, obviously. Sometimes, a lack of inbreeding is greatly called for!

Rikki don’t lose that number …

You didn’t look like this last night.

He probably was not looking at her face.That is generally the reason.

Watch that guy. I heard he found a girl in a coma once and did stuff to her.

He’s got warts, too.

Charming.

Prince Charming has a foot fetish. The whole thing is a rouse to check out feet.

I did the same darned thing: 1. First date; 2. Forgot name; 3. Knew she was special; 4 a Dropped her off behind house as requested; 4b. Followed her and got address; 5. Next day went through phone book till I found address; 6. Called number and asked, “Is this the girl I went out with last night?”; 7. She replied, “NO!”; 8. I said, “no?!”; 9. We married 4 years later and stayed married till the Lord took her 54 years later.

Girl, you ask too many questions.

You have a point there. Maybe I’ll find a foot it fits that’s attached to a person with a better attitude.

Next!