Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 14, 2018

He has to finish the line, “…and not with my wife!”

Wait a minute… That spear was broken by the ape, and where did Tarzan get a new spear?

Visitors from Barsoom? Time to get on the Gridley Wave and have a talk with John Carter.The blue ones remind me of the inhabitants of the Garden of Issus. Nasty things, just nasty.

One does wonder how a Martian would cope with the higher gravity of earth. Probably some Therns brought them here a long time ago and they have adapted, living in some hidden city in Africa. Be on the lookout for Therns! And I bet they’d really like to get their hands on blonde Jane,

Tarzan used to be so insensitive.

Looks like the Giant White Ape got shafted

Well, they say two heads are better than one but I guess four arms and hands aren’t better than two.

He’s left left handed handed.

Wait! Are these creatures from Barsoom (Mars)?

That giant white ape seems to be pretty perky, considering he’s romping around in Earth’s gravity, not Barsoom’s…

There was an old cowboy movie star whose horse was named Tarzan, but he pronounced it Tarzin. Anyone remember his name? He wasn’t one of the biggies like Roy Rogers or Hopalong Cassidy. Can’t remember.

Okay, scantily clad hot girl, I’m good.

That creature should not be moving so easily in Terra’s gravity.

Jane? Jane! Where the heck have you been while T’Zan’s been cavorting with assorted skimpily-clad hotties?