The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 05, 2018

Seems like their marriage doesn’t have a lot of life in it.

Must be static cling.

It’s the hair. No male zombie can resist a dead girl with a full head of hair.

If he’d help with the chores once in a while,…

That sentence ends with something about a bone.

I only have eyes .. “on” you.

He doesn’t want to leave….

after all, he’s not rich…. and she has all the brains in the family.

There used to be Brains sausages in the UK….. goodness knows what they were made of!

Almost as much consequence as not being able to keep his hands off her.

This hits a little to close to home…..give me a few more years and I’m there!

They met at a local club dancing to ‘Its the Time of the Season’ by their favorite group!

That painting is so cerebral; really food for thought.

He can’t hide his laying eyes…

Don’t give up your day job.

I’m keeping my eyes on you!

I’m reminded of the opening scene in “Addams Family Values”. “He has my fathers eyes.”

At least with UNITY, from Skin Horse, when she consumes cerebral matter her IQ shoots up 45 points then loses it after awhile. And the company has a work force of reanimated humans who feed on synthetic brains to stay intelligent. See iZombie, the tv series for more information.

O.K. Scott. Enough with the vitreous humor!!!

You’re just too good to be true

Can’t take my eyes offa you.

With apologies to Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons

His wandering eyes still wanders to his wife.

and my mother’s ears but the rest belong to you.

“Your lyin’ eyes…”