Pickles by Brian Crane for September 21, 2018

If I recall, Earl mentioned one time ago he had a brother named Leon. Methinks he misses that guy.

Ah the joys of a landline. When I’m in the wc, it is on the answering machine to answer.

Oh, so Earl is one of those uptight people who thinks you can’t talk on the phone in the bathroom?

Why did you take the phone to the bathroom?

Dropped connection.

https://www.livescience.com/45150-apps-for-tracking-your-poop.html

Her voice contaminated it.

That is a good reason for not having video on a phone ! Or Smell-A-Vision :-O

Earl is one of the last people who should call someone else stupid. Opal should say that it takes one to know one.

I hope it wasn’t on video call or she would be the one traumatized.

Answer the phone was scared s***less and then dropped it

When we bought our house, we noticed that the previous owners put a phone jack in the bathroom, between the sink and toilet. We never used it and finally removed it.

Sounds like she really PO’ed him

TMI!